Went to the mall yesterday and saw Fabio buying a doughnut at krispy cream doughnuts. so I walked up to him and told him he was gay. well he didnt seem to like that very much because next thing I know he was running at me and yellin in a stupid austrian accent. "you will die now" he then dove to tackle me and I moved out of the way then grabed him by his nappy ass hair and threw him out of the window, he fell two stories from the building and landed in the parking lot.. amazingly he got up. then he jumped up and flew to the window. I was amazed, i didnt know fabio held such great powers. he then drew his sword and i drew mine. we then had a swordfight for about thirty minutes. then I swung and cut off his long poneytail. and he immediatly began to shrink. he shrunk to the size of a midget. I then picked him up and said "somethin smells like midget" then I shook him to death as he screamed hi pitch austrian insults.

prepare to be dissed!!!

-LICK 'EM